The difference between an American and a Cameroonian.

Friend:hi
Serge:yes,how are you doing,it's been really long.
Friend:really?
Serge:oh yes,i am missing you more than ever before.As i earlier said,how are you doing?
Friend:fine.
Have you already had a job for yourself or what are you doing at the moment.
Friend:no job yet.
Serge:do you know that i now live on less than 500FCFA per day?
Friend:500dollars or 500frs?Unbelievable!
Serge:that is life my brother.life is so difficult such that one has to trek everyday to school.
Friend:hmmm
Serge:hmmm or no hmmm,the truth is that i the distance I cover on foot is estimated at 1.5km and I go to school and come back every mondays to fridays.
Friend:oh Africa.then why didn't you participate at this year's Mt.Cameroon race.if it's here,you will be paid for that.
Serge:So how can i find myself in America like you?
Friend:fast for 41days,pray every day from 6pm to 7:30am and don't admire a girl.
Serge:please i didn't say i want to be a prophet.
Friend:then you are not serious.you should even be reading all the political stories online so that you can know what it takes to be an American citizen.
Serge:I didn't say i want to stand for the Presidential Elections.
Friend:this is America not Cameroon.
Serge:OMG.